The April issue of Asinine Poetry is up! Plus: My buddies at Woern LLC and I have launched the Asinine Poetry app for iPhones. Download it here. poems App by Richard Cairo* I Told Her I Would Be by Michael Frissore World’s Biggest Fool by William Trowbridge There Was a Professor of English by K.A. Laity Figgie Hears English Is Dead as Latin or French or Physics or Doornails by